VelociPastor is a film about a priest who can turn into a dinosaur to fight ninjas

The VelociPastor is the only movie trailer you will ever need

I don’t care what happens in Endgame, because a movie about a priest that can turn into a dinosaur to fight evil, and ninjas, exists.

Just look at the official synopsis for The VelociPastor:

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

The VelociPastor is about a priest that can turn into a dinosaur to fight ninjas

Originally a joke concept by writer/director, Brendan Steere (Animosity), we should feel blessed that the full-length horror comedy actually got made. Thank you to Slash Film for sharing this important news.

The trailer is a thing of beauty, but, honestly, just a little absurd; there’s palaeontological consensus that Velociraptor, and many other dinosaurs, had feathers. Get it right, people, you’re just embarrassing yourselves.

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