Thanos wearing the Infinity Gauntlet

Beat that meat with this Infinity Gauntlet meat tenderiser

Get ready to pound some meat with this wildly impractical meat tenderiser in the shape of the Infinity Gauntlet, as worn by dedicated environmentalist and family man, Thanos, in Avengers: Infinity War.

Brought to you by Firebox, online purveyors of the weird, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser includes an internal silicone grip for “non-slip meat beating” and I could make a joke about fisting, but I think that was already covered over here. Also, this is a meat tenderiser so that would be pretty horrifying, guys.

Anyway, now you can punch your steak into submission, if that’s your thing. It even comes with instructions for making “Pepper Chicken Potts Pie”, “Stark Tartare”, and other, pun-infused recipes. This seems like it would be a nightmare to clean, and unergonomic to use, but would probably look neat hanging up amongst the ladles and whisks for about a week.

Meat tenderiser in the shape of the Infinity Gauntlet from Avengers: Infinity War and Endgame.

Surely the Hulk fist would be more appropriate? Although, a green, disembodied hand probably wouldn’t fit with most traditional kitchen decor. One must consider aesthetics when one is purchasing a fist-shaped meat tenderiser, after all.

Via Geek Tyrant.


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