Xbox Body Spray

Xbox body spray smells like citrus with bottom notes of corporate disconnect

According to GameSpot, the people behind Axe body spray (Lynx in the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, because grr) have partnered with Microsoft to produce a line of Xbox hygiene products and I believe Seamus Blackley, creator of the Xbox, wins for most appropriate response.

The Xbox Lynx range will only be sold in Australia and New Zealand, which says a lot about about those countries, and features body spray, deodorant, and shower gel that urges you to “lift your game”.

Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood.

So, at least now you’ll know what that guy berating you for your inadequate performance in Apex Legends smells like. Fresh.

Well-meaning grandmothers of Australasia can rejoice, for the perfect birthday gift for their raging teen grandsons will be available from July. If you’re still talking to your expat family members, maybe they can send some over.

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