Evil Genius 2, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2, Chivalry 2, and other sequels from E3’s PC Gaming Show

Hosted by PC Gamer, E3’s PC Gaming Show showed some extra special love for those of you saving up for your next GPU upgrade, with announcements and trailer premieres that totally validate the extravagant cost of maintaining 300 frames per second, and it’s not like you even need toilet paper if you can’t afford to buy food. SCIENCE!

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Evil Genius is back!

The sequel to the 2004 original villain sim that nobody expected (because the mobile Evil Genius Online doesn’t count), Evil Genius 2: World Domination casts you as – guess what, you guessed it – an evil genius plotting world domination. Make your dreams a virtual reality, and prove your guidance teacher wrong because you don’t need to pass accounting when you’ve got henchmen to cook the books for you.

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 sucks

Sucks. Get it? Because vampires.

Get medieval with Chivalry 2

Before Mordhau and For Honor, there was Chivalry. Also chivalry, but in the real sense of the word and also, like, 1000 years ago. Now chivalry is dead, maybe, but Chivalry is forever.

Shenmue 3, now exclusive to the Epic Games Store

Remember that time I predicted an E3 controversy? I wasn’t wrong.

Maneater is the shark sim you didn’t know you’d always wanted

Yes, please.

In space, no one can hear your colonists scream

Design and build your dream space colony somewhere between the stars, and then watch helplessly as pirates rush in and murder everybody. Because you know that’s how it ends.

Cris Tales is Chrono Trigger for the next generation

An imminent cataclysm! Time travel! Turn-based combat! NOSTALGIA.

Clean up hippo poo in Planet Zoo

But for real, that’s actually a thing in the game. Frontier Developments’ new zoo management sim is dialling up that realism to the max.

The true untold story of World War II

Hitler was a zombie. Rebellion’s cult-classic co-op series is back from the (un)dead, with more Nazi-killing fun times.

 

 

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Area 51 raid update – sorry, you’re not getting to “see them aliens”