Jurassic World Evolution: Return to Jurassic Park

Reclaim the original Jurassic Park in upcoming Jurassic World Evolution DLC

Spare no expense and get that old park back up and running. What could possibly go wrong?

Jurassic World Evolution: Return to Jurassic Park lets you go back to the original park, left abandoned and overrun after the events of 1993. You’ll be fixing it up with the help of Dr. Alan Grant, Dr. Ellie Sattler, and Dr. Ian Malcolm (all voiced by the original cast), who will have to running all over Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna with a bunch of new story missions and challenges.

There will also be new gameplay features, new buildings, such as the Visitor Centre and Aviary, and a bunch of new dinosaur skins, including the beloved classic T-Rex and Velociraptor. Along with all this, you’ll also get two new dinosaurs to add to your park: compsognathus (for menacing the children) and pteranodon (for…well… menacing the children).

Jurassic World Evolution: Return to Jurassic Park will be available from 10 December 2019 for PC, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. It should cost about R300, give or take a few exchange rate variables.

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