Table Manners is a hyper-realistic dating sim in which everything goes wrong

You get her number. You make a reservation. You brush your teeth and dress up. You don’t talk about your stupid ex, or your bitcoin investments, or your six terabyte folder of anime. But you start one fire, by accident, and it’s over. Dating is hard like that.

Mashing up your already precarious prospects of sex with the unpredictable mess of Surgeon Simulator-class physics, indie studio Echo Chamber Games’ Table Manners is the dating sim that probably ends in you getting blocked on Snapchat.

“Life’s dealt you a bad hand,” the game’s Steam blurb explains, “and you’re the hand.”

And, when it launches in 2020 and users work out how to mod it, probably also the dick. Because you know that’s going to be a thing.

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