Puma Active Gaming Footwear

Maximise your gaming potential with Puma’s elite gaming socks

It’s not my fault I didn’t get any kills; my socks were stuck in “CRUISE and DEFENSE mode”.

Created with console gamers in mind, the gaming sock is the first edition Active Gaming Footwear. Designed for indoor and in-arena use, it delivers seamless comfort, support and grip so gamers can adapt to different active gaming modes and game their best.

Maybe Puma is aiming for that hella-lucrative dance game niche? Or things like Ring Fit Adventure? That has to be the reasoning behind this, surely. But wait, there’s more to this £80.00 Active Gaming Footwear:

  • Medial wrap-up grip in SEEK mode
  • Lateral wrap-up support in ATTACK mode
  • Heel wrap-up stability in CRUISE and DEFENSE mode

Which makes it sound like they’re not for dance or fitness? What’s happening, Puma, are you okay?

This Active Gaming Footwear is probably pretty good for things like yoga, but I’ll stick to my regular, not-R1500, socks for all my sitting-down-in-front-of-a-TV-mashing-buttons needs, thanks.

Oh no! They’re only available in the UK and Australia… no…

Via Destructoid.

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