X-Gamer energy drink introduces new Cape Town flavour

Unexpectedly, however, it’s not gatsby with obnoxious ukelele, it’s… strawberry swiss roll. So that’s provocative.

Joining the product lineup of 100%-certified-on-fleek-by-corporate-committee names like Hyperbeast, Zomberry, and Bluenitro, X-Gamer’s new Cape Town flavour combos the the company’s “formulated exclusively for e-sports, semi-professional & enthusiast gamers” caffeine buzz with an extra-special taste of the Mother City that, for whatever reason, excludes the distinctive booze-and-cheap-wors-roll-vomit zing of the pavement outside Stones in Observatory. A missed marketing opportunity, perhaps, but I guess Long Street vape clouds is close enough.

X-Gamer is available to purchase via local online retailers including Takealot and Raru.

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