YouTube deletes conspiracy theorist David Icke’s channel, lol

Citing “continued violation” of its COVID-19 disinformation policy and not, for some reason, his assertions that Earth is secretly controlled by fascist paedophile inter-dimensional lizards, YouTube has scrubbed David Icke’s channel and the internet is now approximately 0.003 percent less stupid.

Last month, Icke published a video on YouTube claiming that COVID-19 is linked to 5G mobile networks – a conspiracy theory that has been totally debunked, and besides, you shouldn’t need a scientist to tell you that a disease can’t be transmitted by 5G mobile networks in countries that don’t even have 5G mobile networks. In other recent videos, he’s claimed that Israel is using the pandemic to “to test its technology”, and that the COVID-19 vaccine would include “nanotechnology microchips”. Paradoxically, Icke has also claimed that “obviously” the virus isn’t even real, because logical consistency is for sheeple.

“YouTube has clear policies prohibiting any content that disputes the existence and transmission of Covid-19 as described by the WHO and the NHS,” a company rep explains to the BBC. “Due to continued violation of these policies, we have terminated David Icke’s YouTube channel.”

In the meantime, I guess this proves to his 900,000 subscribers that David Icke is now being censored by the fascist paedophile inter-dimensional lizards? You decide.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is getting bushes in the next update and I haven’t been this hyped about something since I was five