You can cuddle the chønky bøys Assassin’s Creed Valhalla

Forget dual-wielding, decapitations, and land expropriation without compensation for the glory of Asgard – if you, like everybody else, wanted to know whether or not we get to smoosh Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’s fuzzy-wuzzy floofs, it’s a ja.

Confirmed by the game’s Twitter account this week, the felines of Dark Ages Europe are 100 percent certified snuggle-wuggles.

More than just an adorable bonus feature in the game, cats are also totally historically accurate co-stars in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. Vikings kept domesticated cats, and even took them with on expeditions. In Norse mythology, cats are associated with the goddess of love, sex, and war – she’s a busy lady – Frejya, whose chariot is pulled by two (probably disgruntled) kitties.

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla is out on 17 November.

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