Mel Gibson is Santa Claus in Fatman but maybe not how you expected it

Unless you expected a morose and decrepit Santa Claus who probably murders ho-ho-hookers on the weekends, obviously, so it’s kind of hard to tell the difference between them.

Written and directed by 2017 neo-noir detective-’em-up Small Town Crime writers and directors Ian Nelms and Eshom Nelms, Fatman stars Mel Gibson as Chris Cringle, whose increasing obsolescence in a corrupted society necessitates some kind of covert deal with the US military for some extra cash. For some reason, Ben Shapiro’s even-more-mini-me and a hired hitman are involved. Also, elves and hyper-aggressive reindeer.

LOL SO RANDOM
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