We’ve already written several words about Sea of Thieves, Rare’s upcoming game of boats and peglegs and cannonballs and, presumably, pirates or something. But several words isn’t nearly enough words to give this game its due. IT’S SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH. Sea of Thieves is such a lovely, playful thing that I feel obligated to add my own words and thoughts and excite-vomit to the bubbling puddle of words and thoughts and excite-vomit we’ve already dedicated to the game.
In case I’ve not already made it blatantly clear, my brain is currently hopelessly fixated on Sea of Thieves. To help you understand why, let me tell you a story.