According to the Kübler-Ross model, a person confronted with their own imminent mortality must negotiate a sequence of five stages of grief – from denial, anger, bargaining, and depression, through to acceptance.
No. No. Noooo. This is not happening.
WHY DID I EVEN OPEN THAT STUPID CURSED TREASURE CHEST? I HATE YOU, STUPID CURSED TREASURE CHEST.
Okay, but maybe I shouldn’t open cursed chests. But maybe next time I open a cursed chest, things could be different. Maybe.
I’m going to miss my combo Double Crossb-o-matic V+ so much. I can’t go on without it. I won’t go on without it.
… I’ll go on without it. I’ll probably get a new one, anyway. I’m ready to start over, and I swear, I’m totally not going to open a cursed treasure chest (unless I do).