Five years, a hundred years, same thing when it’s something I’ve been waiting for. But my time of anguish is almost at an end, you guys, because the office closes for the holidays next week, and I can almost smell the martinis. Also, Super Time Force and Superbrothers: Sword and Sworcery EP studio Capybara Games has confirmed that its gloomcore survive-’em-up is prepped for launch on PC and Xbox One.