candy-crush-saga

Hark ye, and tremble, for – lo! –  the first Horseman of the Apocalypse has been unleashed. Wait. Is the first Horseman Pestilence or War? Apparently that’s a matter of some theological debate, although I think either one of them works, so whatever. Actually, maybe this is a megamix of both. Like, Pestiwar. Or Warstilence. BUT YOU SHALL KNOW IT BY ITS EARTH REALM NAME, CANDY CRUSH SAGA: THE TV GAME SHOW.