Ubisoft is teasing its announcement of a new Far Cry at The Game Awards show tonight, and… if you finished Far Cry 5, it’s exactly what you expect, and if you didn’t finish Far Cry 5, stop reading this now and make atonement before it’s too late, amen.
AND TURN BACK NOW, THOU UNSAVED AND PROFANE APOSTATES, LEST THINE EYES BE DEFILED BY THE SEVEN-HEADED BEAST OF END TIMES SPOILERS AND PECKED BY HELL TURKEYS.