He’s making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who’s naughty and nice, Santa Claus is comin’ to town and he’s brought free games for everybody who’s paid their Xbox Live subscription so Microsoft’s corporate bosses can get their bonuses.
And not once, but twice. But two different kinds of hell, because one is metaphorical, and the other one is much more literal. Or is it literary? It’s both. ARE YOU INTRIGUED? I am, and I already know what the games are. Or I’m hungry. I dunno, it can be hard to tell between those two.
It’s almost next month, and that means payday, debit orders that more or less make payday totally irrelevant anyway, and one more lunar cycle closer to your ever encroaching demise. And, if you’re an Xbox Live Gold subscribers, some free games to (kind of) make up for it – including Introversion Software’s build-and-manage-your-dream-penitentiary sim Prison Architect. What, you don’t have a dream penitentiary? No, you’re a weirdo.
It’s almost the end of the month, and that means payday. And Zoo biscuits, because it’s payday. And a new selection of free games to go with those Zoo biscuits, including Forza Horizon 2, For Honor, Dead Space 3, and Disney Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two.
Microsoft has another batch of free games ready for you to enjoy, but I’m not going sugar coat it – this selection of freebies, meant to keep you entertained as we head into the icy depths of winter, is mediocre at best.
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