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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

Okay, so in the interests of full disclosure, my previous experience with pinball is largely restricted to this one night at a friend of a friend of a friend’s place, about ten years back, and controlled substances may or may not have been involved. That was a real pinball machine, mind you, not one of these futuristic virtual pinball machines the kids play with these days, when they’re not out bullseye-ing womp rats in their T-16s or whatever it is they do for fun while us grownups are working the late shift at Chalmun’s Cantina to pay for farm school.