Bamboozle. Get it? Bamboo-zle? Bamboo? Because pandas eat bamboo? My mom thinks I’m funny, shut up.
Anyway, Netflix has dropped a trailer for its bizarre new dating reality show, in which singles are dressed up in “elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test”. I mean, you probably wouldn’t swipe right on a porpoise – but who knows, maybe the two of you would click over a beer in a dive bar. Maybe not. You’d still have to introduce them to your family and your dad would flip out.
I have to assume that contestants’ browsers were pre-screened for furry porn, or this social experiment is a total bust. Some people are actually into beavers like that. Not those beavers. Bad example, maybe.
Sexy Beasts is out on 21 July.
