Our newsletter’s had a bit of a bumpy ride. We got so many fresh sign-ups in such a short space of time that our web server inevitably cracked under the weight of several million emails, and at some time in the night the poor thing died a very sudden, very grisly death, still clutching copies of the newsletter in its clenched fist even as its artificial soul moved on to A Better Place™.
This proved to be a wildly obnoxious inconvenience for our subscribers, some of whom were inundated with dozens of copies of the newsletter flooding their inbox whenever we sent them out, because reasons.
It’s a long, miserable story – but the good news is that we’ve ironed the kinks, we’ve boosted the signal, we’ve wrung out the kittens, and everything’s working perfectly again. We’ve been testing it for the last few weeks, just to be sure, and now that everything’s A-Okay, it’s time to offer y’all the chance to win some free things!