Spoilers ahead for anyone who hasn’t watched Bandersnatch yet (??). The Netflix Twitter accounts have been releasing a few viewer stats so we finally have some quality market research on the world’s cereal preferences. How do your choices match up?
For the first time in the series, Assassin’s Creed Odyssey introduced a choice between male and female protagonists, and also for the first time in the series, the opportunity to indulge in some extracurricular same-sex naked wrestling. It’s historically accurate, okay. But the game’s recent Legacy of the First Blade expansion has now pushed in and asserted that, actually, whatever happened between Kassandra and Daphnae was no more than a, like, experimental thing that one time in collegiate, and then she met a boy and got married and had kids because that’s what girls are supposed to do, the end.
Okay, so apparently our recent decision to nuke the NAG forums has, because it’s the internet, become fake news of our imminent demise. So now we have to take time out of our very busy Thursday schedule of browsing cat memes and making fun of Michael and – this one is important – totally for reals not dying to confirm that it’s not actually even our Thursday schedule, it’s like our everyday schedule, and it’s the same now and forever.
And in the meantime, don’t forget to fill in our super-mega survey! Which we’re doing to improve the website. Which isn’t dead, dying, or even feeling kind of gross from that polony sandwich we had for lunch, because the NAG website is indestructible like that.
Bethesda has announced that The Elder Scrolls Online will be expanding to the sands and mystery of Elsewyr in June this year, as part of what has been dubbed the “Season of the Dragon”, which kicks off with the Wrathstone DLC, and wraps up with two further DLC packs to be released in the second half of the year to close the dragon-related story arc.
Socially awkward introverts, people who introduce themselves to other people at parties with “Hi, I have an IQ of 140”, and guys subscribed to /r/foreveralone but unironically won’t also be stuck solo in an empty, forsaken void every night in Anthem, BioWare has confirmed, and who said games can’t make wishes real.
In the end, everything… uh, ends. And the NAG forum is ending because it’s the rules of the universe, and if it’s not us, it’s aliens or nuclear war or the otherwise inevitable non-biodegradable plastic apocalypse, and at least like this we can pretend to have some measure of control over our own destinies. Besides, it’s 2019, it’s the future now, and it’s Discord or bust, baby.
Meltdown commences next week, so save whatever you want before it’s too llate.
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